I got a virus on my iris
Because my eye, I didn’t cleanse.
It caused my pupil to quadruple
And angry hens to steal my lens.
My lashes are bushy mustaches –
My cornea is missing now.
A gooey squid sleeps on my eyelid,
And a cow grazes on my brow.
Can you help me? Can you help me see?
Tell me if I’m headed straight.
Help me get by with my crazy eye –
But HURRY!! I hate to be late.