Poet for sale!
Poet for sale!
Would you like to purchase
A poet for sale?
His handwriting’s shot
And he needs a new pen.
He writes the same poem –
Over and over and over again.
But he’s cheap and he’s quiet –
Requires little food and drink.
Just a place to scribble poetry,
Stare at walls and think.
Poet for sale!
Poet for sale!
Would you like to purchase
A poet for sale?
The Drawer Of M. M. Socks 
Thanks for the giggle, this is too funny!