If you want your hair sticking up,
Strap a belt around your head.
If they’re good enough to hold pants up,
Then they’re good for hair instead.
No need for sticky serums
Or eye-stinging sprays.
Just strap the belt above your brow
For spiky hair for days!
But make sure the belt is yours.
Don’t take your father’s – please!
I borrowed his – now he’s upset
Because his pants are at his knees.