Scotty Wayne hated rain,
So he thought up a wonderful plan.
He’d create a device
So exact and precise
To stop the rain before it began.
He laid out his blueprint
And thought, “This device is the best-
After splicing these wires
With my trusty ol’ pliers
My invention will be ready to test.”
So he climbed on his roof
And proclaimed, “CLEAR SKIES WILL BE WIDESPREAD!”
He flung it – it flew!
So far – out of view!
Then it fell and crashed on his head.