Purple Durple,
Purple Durple Lee –
Is such a better name for me!
“Joan” is boring.
“Joan” won’t work.
“Joan” is driving me BIZERK!
But a name like Purple –
Purple Durple Lee,
Fits a girl perfectly –
A girl like me!
So call me Purple,
Purple Durple Lee
Because that’s a better name
For a girl like me.
The Drawer Of M. M. Socks 
That would go well with the book Too Purpley.
Thanks – not a huge fan of those books, so i may be doing something wrong – lol