Tarantula Toast

Tarantula Toast
Tarantula Toast
The tastiest breakfast
I love the most

Perfectly charred
In triangular cuts
Lined with a spread
Of tarantula guts

And sprinkled on top
With hairs of a boar.
Mmmm, Tarantula Toast-
Give me some more!

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