Y’all ain’t never heard of Tornader Sally?
Well sit yer bottom down.
This twister of a gal
Tormented towns
From this side of the Pecos
To the other side around.
When she’d flap them lips
With that HATE she spewed,
The winds around would start kickin’ up-
Get in the rowdiest of moods.
The more she’d hate
The stronger her gust
Till the entire town
Was reduced to dust.
She’d destroy everything
Leave the town in an empty hole.
Her nasty squall even took my dog
God, rest his soul.
They say her hate’s the strongest
Cuz no one helped her as she grew.
If we had – I’d have my dog.
If we only knew.
Love!
Fantastic!